White tiger revenge

No of human kills: 1

Cause of death: Bite wounds to head and neck

Verdict: Don’t jump into tiger enclosures

Seabiscuit’s revenge

No of human kills: 1

Famous celebrity thrown off horse and paralysed: Christopher Reeve

Verdict: Enough horsin’ around

Stonefish revenge

No of human kills: 0

Weapon of choice: Venomous spines

Morbidity:  Pain and swelling of foot for at least 6 days, inability to walk

Verdict: Swim at Sentosa, Singapore at your own risk

Chile earthquake

No of human kills: 214

Magnitude: 8.8

Verdict: Tsunamis to come.

Killer whale revenge

No of human kills: 1

Kill method: Grabbing ponytail, dragging into water and drowning with multiple injuries

Status: Still performing at Seaworld Florida

Verdict: Boycott Seaworld performances. Release Tilikum.